". . . but I have MILES TO GO before I sleep, miles to go before I sleep." Robert Frost

a mobster.  Or you can be a crooked politician.  Or you can be a gambler.  Or you can be a polluting oil company.  BUT!  Don't you DARE leave a topless Barbie doll on your dashboard or you WILL be arrested

by the New Jersey Gestapo.

Now, granted, the guy comes across as pretty damn sleazy, 47 yars old, driving a car with leopard print seat covers, windows with posing lady stickers and Marilyn Manson CDs on the seat, but wait, he also has a back seat full of porn magazines (IGNORE the Bible!).  His failing? He parked it in a public commuter lot every day while catching a bus to work.

 

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/21134540/vp/25638597#25638597

 

Apparently enough people were so titilated by that barbie that they had to then press their noses against the windows of his Lincoln and snoop to see what else he had in his car.  Now THAT would be an interesting case for the ACLU but you know damn well he'll pay his fine and forget it.