over whether or not my boobies are real !

 For the record,

YES, my lovely boobies are real,

SEE ?

(and when I'm really in the mood, baby, I have RED (footed) hot boobies ! )

(and when it's snuggle time, I call out the mamma boobie and baby boobie to make me smile ! )

as for my other quiz, come on!  I GAVE you the answer! the sculptures are alongside the highway, in, (drumroll !!!!! )

BUFFALO (duh! )